Unions and Hookers.

I was reading at glennbeck.com about how he has had to deal with unions and all their crazy rules.  So I googled crazy union rules to see what kind of crazy rules they really have.  I came across the following at http://callhart.com/crazy/2007/04/union-rules-hookers/. 

Enjoy.

Okay, okay .. so the last time you heard this you fell off your dinosaur! I know it’s an oldie, but a goodie .. FWD to me in my email! Thought I would post it anyway

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,

Is this a union house?”

Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he

reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”

The man asked, “And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” “The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.” “That’s more like it!” the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

“I’d like her,” he said.

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam.

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.”